Manute Bol is so skinny they save money on road trips. They just fax him from city to city.

I like broad comedy. If I had an idea tomorrow for a film that was all slapstick and broad comedy, and it was an idea that interested me, I would not hesitate to do it because I enjoy watching these kinds of film.

My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.

I don't think my film style has changed. I'm doing the same kind of jokes I did when I was younger.

In my next life I want to live backwards. Start out dead and finish off as an orgasm.

It is clear the future holds great opportunities. It also holds pitfalls. The trick will be to avoid the pitfalls, seize the opportunities, and get back home by six o'clock.

Last year I had difficulty with my income tax. I tried to take my analyst off as a business deduction. The Government said it was entertainment. We compromised finally and made it a religious contribution.