Manute Bol is so skinny they save money on road trips. They just fax him from city to city.

Sex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful; provided you get between the right man and the right woman.

Capital punishment would be more effective as a preventive measure if it were administered prior to the crime.

Ninety percent of life is just showing up.

Students achieving Oneness will move on to Twoness.

I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me.

I prefer to achieve immortality by not dying.