I had a mad impulse to throw you down on the lunar surface and commit interstellar perversion with you.

Don't think of death as an ending. Think of it as a really effective way of cutting down your expenses.

We are all interested in the future, for that is where you and I are going to spend the rest of our lives.

It is impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.

For the first year of marriage I had basically a bad attitude. I tended to place my wife underneath a pedestal.

The baby is fine. The only problem is that he looks like Edward G. Robinson.

Death is an acquired trait.