I'm short enough and ugly enough to succeed on my own.
Honey, there's a spider in your bathroom the size of a Buick.
He was so depressed, he tried to commit suicide by inhaling next to an Armenian.
Harvard makes mistakes too, you know. Kissinger taught there.
More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The other, to total extinction. Let us pray we have the wisdom to choose correctly.
Of all human weakness obsession is the most dangerous. And the silliest.