Am I my brother's keeper? Yes. Interestingly, in my case, I share that honor with the Prospect Park Zoo.
He's a politician. That's a notch below child molester.
A: Socrates is a man. B: All men are mortal. C: All men are Socrates.
He was so depressed, he tried to commit suicide by inhaling next to an Armenian.
Those who can't do, teach!
Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.