When I get up in the morning, I go and I work with beautiful women and charming men and funny comedians and dramatic artists. And I'm presented with costumes and great music to choose from and sets. I travel a certain amount of places, so I've been living in a bubble. And I like it.

Never shoot up in the air when you're standing under it.

All my life is passing in front of my eyes. The worst part of it is I'm driving a used car.

I feel humor is important for those two reasons: that it is a little bit of refreshment like music, and that women have told me over the years that it is very, very important to them.

Whosoever loveth wisdom is righteous, but he that keepeth company with fowl is weird.

Some men are heterosexual and some men are bisexual and some men don't think about sex at all ... you know, they become lawyers.

Standing in a garage no more makes you a car than standing in a church makes you a Christian.