[An audience conditioned by a lifetime of television-watching is so corrupted that] their standards have been systematically lowered over the years. These guys sit in front of their sets and the gamma rays eat the white cells of their brains out!
Woody AllenAll the crap they tell you about... getting joy and having a kind of wisdom in your golden years - it's all tripe.
Woody AllenThe prettiest women are almost always the most boring, and that is why some people feel there is no God.
Woody AllenI have a number of symptoms that are neurotic and are constricting in the sense that if I had a brilliant idea for a film that had to be shot in Tulsa, OK I would tear it up and throw it away. Anything outside of New York, 'cause I can't exist in a hotel outside of my own home, I have to be in my own home and my own environment. This is a neurotic symptom that is constricting to my work even.
Woody Allen