My films are misinterpreted all the time. I don't mind that. Everybody's films are misinterpreted. But there's no malice or stupidity in the people that misinterpret them. You know what you do, but someone else sees it, and they want to talk about it or write about it, and so they misinterpret them.
Woody AllenI don't believe in an afterlife, but I'm taking an extra pair of underwear just in case.
Woody AllenAnd my parents finally realize I'm kidnapped and they snap into action immediately: They rent out my room.
Woody Allen