Raised by two mothers...wow, most of us barely survive one

No, I don't think you're paranoid. I think you're the opposite of paranoid. I think you walk around with the insane delusion that people like you.

Manute Bol is so skinny they save money on road trips. They just fax him from city to city.

I don't respond well to mellow, you know what I mean, I have a tendency to... if I get too mellow, I ripen and then rot.

There are three things Jewish people worship-God, Chinese food and wall-to-wall carpeting.

I always write the same way. I always write with a yellow pad and a ballpoint pen on my bed. And then I go and type it up afterwards. I've always done that. Those things become habitual.

I don't mind dying... as long as I don't have to be there when it happens.