Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.

Men learn to love the woman they are attracted to. Women learn to become attracted to the man they fall in love with.

I'm trying to arrange my life so I don't have to be present.

My mother never had time for me. When you're the middle child in a family of five million, you don't get any attention.

Every success is built on the ability to do better than good enough. As you climb the ladder of success, be sure it's leaning against the right building. Eighty percent of success is showing up.

I love baseball. You know, it doesn’t have to mean anything. It’s just very beautiful to watch.

I'm so excited-I think today I'm going to brush all my teeth.