Man cannot live by bread alone. Every once in awhile he needs a salad.

Sex on Twitter can't hurt you - unless you fall off.

Real software engineers don't debug programs, they verify correctness. This process doesn't necessarily involve execution of anything on a computer, except perhaps a Correctness Verification Aid package. Sex without love is an empty experience, but, as empty experiences go, it's one of the best.

I keep wondering if there is an afterlife, and if there is will they be able to break a twenty?

Then Job fell to his knees and cried to the Lord, "Thine is the kingdom and the power and glory. Thou hast a good job. Don't blow it."

It is no secret that organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year. This is quite a profitable sum, especially when one considers that the Mafia spends very little for office supplies.

I prefer to achieve immortality by not dying.