Man cannot live by bread alone. Every once in awhile he needs a salad.

When I was born my mother was terribly disappointed. Not that she wanted a girl - she wanted a divorce.

I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear.

Me sitting down for dinner with Ingmar Bergman felt like a house painter sitting down with Picasso.

I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me this watch.

I don't have to 'freedom-kiss' my wife when what I really want to do is French-kiss her.

I'd always wanted to be a dramatic. Comedy comes more naturally to me. I can do it with more facility. So I feel more comfortable with it.