If I could just hope to have a major talent, then I would rather have it in music than in any other field.

Basically I am a low-culture person. I prefer watching baseball with a beer and some meatballs.

You are always a comedian by default. You are this way because you've been forced to be this way, but it is better to be the hero. So if you can be a persona, the great one of my lifetime of course was and is Marlon Brando.

Abysmal vermin that I am, I couldn't of course tell her that it was her incredible mother that I wanted to see again… I knew only as I drove through the cold, night autumn air that somewhere Freud, Sophocles and Eugene O’Neill were laughing.

Life is a concentration camp. You're stuck here and there's no way out and you can only rage impotently against your persecutors.

I've always liked, someday the lamb will lay by the lion.... but it won't get much sleep.

I'm so excited-I think today I'm going to brush all my teeth.