A: Socrates is a man. B: All men are mortal. C: All men are Socrates.

Some of the best memories of my childhood that I have are the times that I played hooky from school so I could spend my days in the public library reading all the wonderful books at my disposal.

Show business is dog eat dog. It's worse than dog eat dog. It's dog doesn't return dog's phone calls.

How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?

Ads answered out of desperation in the New York Review of Books proved equally futile as…the 'Bay Area Bisexual' told me I didn't quite coincide with either of her desires.

Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once.

Heaven knows, we all make mistakes. That's life - and chess.