A: Socrates is a man. B: All men are mortal. C: All men are Socrates.

The best things in life are censored.

My brain? It's my second favorite organ!

I'm giving [my analyst] one more year--then I'm going to Lourdes.

As a boy, I was ashamed to wear glasses. I memorized the eye chart, and then on the test they asked essay questions.

I always feel the cynicism is reality with maybe an alternate spelling or something because I feel that I have real perspective on this particular issue of punishment in society.

There will be no major solution to the suffering of humanity until we reach some understanding of who we are, what the purpose of creation was, what happens after death. Until those questions are resolved we are caught.