If you're born with a gift, to behave like it's an achievement is not right.
Why ruin a good story with the truth?
The difference between sex and death is, death you can do alone and nobody laughs at you.
I have no regard for that kind of ceremony. I just don't think they know what they're doing. When you see who wins those things-or who doesn't win them-you can see how meaningless this Oscar thing is.
Man consists of two parts, his mind and his body, only the body has more fun.
I don't think my parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear in my crib.