My wife and I thought we were in love, but it turned out to be benign

Human beings are divided into mind and body. The mind embraces all the nobler aspirations, like poetry and philosophy, but the body has all the fun.

It's all through the actors; I cannot write in that idiom

My heart says one thing. My head says another. Very hard to get your heart and head together in life.

Some people are funny, and some people are not funny. Many people who are not funny can make a living at it. You don't have to be great to make a living at it. Just like a doctor who doesn't have to be great can still make a living out of it.

It is impossible to travel faster than light, and certainly not desirable, as one’s hat keeps blowing off.

She wore a short skirt and a tight sweater and her figure described a set of parabolas that could cause cardiac arrest in a yak.