My wife and I thought we were in love, but it turned out to be benign

I know of only six genuine comic geniuses in movie history; Charlie Chaplin, Buster Keaton, Groucho Marx & Harpo Marx, Peter Sellers, and W.C. Fields.

That's the way I feel about the world: there are certain problems that can only be dealt with that way - going out and doing them. As ugly a truth as that is, I do think it's the truth about the world.

If you can delude yourself by believing that there is some kind of Santa Claus out there who is going to bail you out in the end, then it will help you get through. Even if you are proven wrong in the end, you would have had a better life than a non-believer.

Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday.

Existence for eternity could get a little boring... especially towards the end.

In short, the best thing to do is behave in a manner befitting one's age. If you are sixteen or under, try not to go bald.