God is silent. Now if only man would shut up.

Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they aren't out to get you.

The roe is reputed to sleep for a thousand years and then suddenly rise in flames, particularly if it was smoking when it dozed off.

I don't believe in an afterlife, but I'm taking an extra pair of underwear just in case.

It is impossible to travel faster than light, and certainly not desirable, as one’s hat keeps blowing off.

It is impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.

My education was dismal. I went to a series of schools for mentally disturbed teachers.