When I'm out with my girlfriends at the bar, and I see some young 18-year old boy, just for fun I say, 'Hi honey. Do you like girls? Do you like girls exclusively? Oh, good.'

Guys usually know immediately that I'm high-maintenance.

I dont think men like a bad girl. Well, I havent had a date in a year so Im obviously doing something wrong. Its not that my standards are too high, I havent even been asked out in a year. I have no standards, anyone, please!

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I'm the kind of person to wait until I've gained ten pounds to start exercising.

They wrote that I'd gained 30 pounds over the summer and lost it in a week because I was dating three guys at once!

I wouldn't hunt a person down for food. But if he were already dead.