When I'm out with my girlfriends at the bar, and I see some young 18-year old boy, just for fun I say, 'Hi honey. Do you like girls? Do you like girls exclusively? Oh, good.'

I'm the kind of person to wait until I've gained ten pounds to start exercising.

Guys usually know immediately that I'm high-maintenance.

Whenever women catfight, men think it's going to turn to sex.

It wouldn't be bad to look like a cross between Rita Hayworth and Elizabeth Taylor.

I wouldn't hunt a person down for food. But if he were already dead.

This is my ultimate fantasy: watching QVC with a credit card while making love and eating at the same time.