They wrote that I'd gained 30 pounds over the summer and lost it in a week because I was dating three guys at once!

This is my ultimate fantasy: watching QVC with a credit card while making love and eating at the same time.

Whenever women catfight, men think it's going to turn to sex.

They told me I gave the best milk mustache of anybody.

When I'm out with my girlfriends at the bar, and I see some young 18-year old boy, just for fun I say, 'Hi honey. Do you like girls? Do you like girls exclusively? Oh, good.'

Ethnic, cultural, artistic and culinary diversity. LA...a feast for the senses.

I wouldn't hunt a person down for food. But if he were already dead.