Third ain't so bad if nothin' is hit to you.

If you're going to cheat, it's better if you don't get caught.

Listen up, because I've got nothing to say and I'm only gonna to say it once.

What Time Is It? You Mean Now?

In baseball, you don't know nothin'.

I think Little League is wonderful. It keeps the kids out of the house.

Ninety percent of the game (baseball) is half mental.