I think Little League is wonderful. It keeps the kids out of the house.

It's like deja-vu, all over again.

Thanks, you don't look so hot yourself.

I tell the kids, somebody's gotta win, somebody's gotta lose. Just don't fight about it. Just try to get better.

You should always go to other people's funerals, otherwise, they won't come to yours.

You gotta call a blacksmith.

You can tell a lot just by looking at it.