If you're going to cheat, it's better if you don't get caught.

The ballparks have gotten too crowded. That's why nobody goes to see the game anymore.

Everything should be built top-down, except the first time.

What makes a good man?

Losing is a learning experience. It teaches you humility. It teaches you to work harder. It's also a powerful motivator.

Ninety percent of putts that are short, don't go in.

I guess I've got a smart wife.