If you're going to cheat, it's better if you don't get caught.

Responding to a question about remarks attributed to him that he did not think were his: "I really didn't say everything I said."

Life is a learning experience, only if you learn.

In baseball, you don't know nothin'.

How can you think and hit at the same time?

I don't know, I'm not in shape yet.

Congratulstions on breaking my record. I always thought the record would stand until it was broken.