If you're going to cheat, it's better if you don't get caught.

He hits from both sides of the plate. He's amphibious.

I was in the invasion of Normandy in southern France.

Yogi ordered a pizza. The waitress asked How many pieces do you want your pie cut? Yogi responded, Four. I don't think I could eat eight.

You gotta call a blacksmith.

Nobody did nothin' to nobody.

You don't have to swing hard to hit a home run. If you got the timing, it'll go.