I'm in no condition to drive...wait! I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm drunk!
He [Steve McQueen] must have made that before he died.
Laughter is the shock absorber that eases the blows of life.
Pitching always beats batting — and vice-versa.
Even Napoleon had his Watergate.
I've always felt real blessed, especially to live in this country. If you dream hard and work hard, anything can happen here-I'm perfect proof.