You can have everything you want as long as you don't want it badly enough.

I couldn't tell if the streaker was a man or a woman because it had a bag on it's head.

Well, I used to look like this when I was young and now I still do.

Every time I see him, he's not there.

If people don't want to come out to the ball park, nobody's gonna stop 'em.

Keep trying. Stay humble, Trust your instincts. Most importantly, act. When you come to a fork in the road, take it.

Nobody goes there anymore. It's too crowded.