You can have everything you want as long as you don't want it badly enough.

If people don't want to come to the ballpark, how are you going to stop them?

I can see how he (Sandy Koufax) won twenty-five games. What I don't understand is how he lost five.

When giving directions to Joe Garagiola to his New Jersey home, which is accessible by two routes: "When you come to a fork in the road, take it."

Texas has a lot of electrical votes.

Well, I used to look like this when I was young and now I still do.

Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.