You can have everything you want as long as you don't want it badly enough.

How come it rains every Hall of Fame weekend? They need to move it to a different weekend.

Records and achievements are made to be broken.

Yogi ordered a pizza. The waitress asked How many pieces do you want your pie cut? Yogi responded, Four. I don't think I could eat eight.

Failure is just another opportunity to start over.

A lot of guys go, 'Hey, Yog, say a Yogi-ism.' I tell 'em, 'I don't know any.' They want me to make one up. I don't make 'em up. I don't even know when I say it. They're the truth. And it is the truth. I don't know.

Buy a stock, if it goes up, sell it, if it goes down, don't buy it.