The game isn't over till it's over.

If people don't want to come to the ballpark, how are you going to stop them?

Why buy good luggage? You only use it when you travel.

Thanks, you don't look so hot yourself.

The future ain't what it used to be.

If my father was alive to hear that, he'd turn over in his grave.

Laughter is the shock absorber that eases the blows of life.