When asked what would he do if he found $1 million, Yogi responded, If the guy was poor, I'd give it back.

The future ain't what it used to be.

I wish I had an answer to that because I'm tired of answering that question.

If my father was alive to hear that, he'd turn over in his grave.

Listen up, because I've got nothing to say and I'm only gonna to say it once.

If you can't imitate him, don't copy him.

I don't know if it's good for baseball, but it sure beats the hell out of rooming with Phil Rizzuto!