How can you think and hit at the same time?

Ninety percent of putts that are short, don't go in.

Cut that pizza into six slices instead of eight, I ain't that hungry.

80 percent of the balls that don't reach the hole, don't go in.

It's like deja-vu, all over again.

It gets late early out there.

There are some people who, if they don't already know, you can't tell 'em.