It's fun; baseball's fun.
It is a disturbing conundrum that true free will cannot exist without the possibility of suicide. Then again, it ain't over 'til it's over!
How long have you known me, Jack? And you still don't know how to spell my name.
Buy a stock, if it goes up, sell it, if it goes down, don't buy it.
On being the guest of honor at an awards banquet: "Thank you for making this day necessary."
If you don't know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.