A lot of guys go, 'Hey, Yog, say a Yogi-ism.' I tell 'em, 'I don't know any.' They want me to make one up. I don't make 'em up. I don't even know when I say it. They're the truth. And it is the truth. I don't know.
It's not too far; it just seems like it is.
You should always go to other people's funerals, otherwise, they won't come to yours.
Why buy good luggage? You only use it when you travel.
You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.
Everything should be built top-down, except the first time.