The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.
Even Napoleon had his Watergate.
I don't know if it's good for baseball, but it sure beats the hell out of rooming with Phil Rizzuto!
A lot of guys go, 'Hey, Yog, say a Yogi-ism.' I tell 'em, 'I don't know any.' They want me to make one up. I don't make 'em up. I don't even know when I say it. They're the truth. And it is the truth. I don't know.
I'm not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did.
Surprise me! Yogi's reply when he was asked by his wife, Carmen, where he would like to be buried