50% of all married people are women

When giving directions to Joe Garagiola to his New Jersey home, which is accessible by two routes: "When you come to a fork in the road, take it."

Thanks, you don't look so hot yourself.

I hate to see it go, I'll tell you that. I played here all my life. Eighteen years I played here and I'm sorry to see it go.

I'm a lucky guy and I'm happy to be with the Yankees. And I want to thank everyone for making this night necessary.

I enjoy now doing what I do... playing golf, relaxing a little, enjoying life.

It ain't like football. You can't make up no trick plays.