What Time Is It? You Mean Now?
The ballparks have gotten too crowded. That's why nobody goes to see the game anymore.
Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the streets.
How come it rains every Hall of Fame weekend? They need to move it to a different weekend.
It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much.
I don't blame the players today for the money. I blame the owners. They started it. They wanna give it to 'em? More power to 'em.