If people don't want to come to the ballpark, how are you going to stop them?
Laughter is the shock absorber that eases the blows of life.
It ain't like football. You can't make up no trick plays.
I knew I was going to take the wrong train, so I left early.
On being the guest of honor at an awards banquet: "Thank you for making this day necessary."
Doing the little things can make a big difference.