A home opener is always exciting, no matter if it's home or on the road.

Nobody did nothin' to nobody.

Congratulstions on breaking my record. I always thought the record would stand until it was broken.

I didn't know much about golf growing up.

How come it rains every Hall of Fame weekend? They need to move it to a different weekend.

Yogi ordered a pizza. The waitress asked How many pieces do you want your pie cut? Yogi responded, Four. I don't think I could eat eight.

I don't see how he lost five games during the season.