A lot of guys go, 'Hey, Yog, say a Yogi-ism.' I tell 'em, 'I don't know any.' They want me to make one up. I don't make 'em up. I don't even know when I say it. They're the truth. And it is the truth. I don't know.
50% of all married people are women
If I didn't wake up I'd still be sleeping
As a general comment on baseball:"90% of the game is half mental."
A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.
I usually take a two-hour nap from one to four.