How long have you known me, Jack? And you still don't know how to spell my name.

I wish I had an answer to that because I'm tired of answering that question.

Third ain't so bad if nothin' is hit to you.

Ninety percent of all mental errors are in your head.

Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.

If you're going to cheat, it's better if you don't get caught.

I think Little League is wonderful. It keeps the kids out of the house.