How long have you known me, Jack? And you still don't know how to spell my name.

If the world was perfect, it wouldn't be.

Buy a stock, if it goes up, sell it, if it goes down, don't buy it.

Referring to the bad sun conditions in left field at the stadium: It gets late out there early.

I didn't know much about golf growing up.

I don't like seeing myself on television. I don't like it.

I can see how he (Sandy Koufax) won twenty-five games. What I don't understand is how he lost five.