Yogi ordered a pizza. The waitress asked How many pieces do you want your pie cut? Yogi responded, Four. I don't think I could eat eight.
He can run anytime he wants. I'm giving him the red light.
The game is supposed to be fun. If you had a bad day, don't worry. You can't expect to get a hit every game.
Ninety percent of the game (baseball) is half mental.
You can't win all the time. There are guys out there who are better than you.
What the hell is wrong with him now?