I love baseball, I really do. I always told my Dad, I'm not gonna make it working... I like to play ball too much. Which I did. I played hard. You gotta work at this game. You really do. And its fun doing it if you do it the right way.

Why don't you pair'em up in threes?

Everything should be built top-down, except the first time.

Why buy good luggage? You only use it when you travel.

Swing at the strikes.

You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.

I take a two hour nap between 1PM and 3PM.