I love baseball, I really do. I always told my Dad, I'm not gonna make it working... I like to play ball too much. Which I did. I played hard. You gotta work at this game. You really do. And its fun doing it if you do it the right way.

Slump? I ain't in no slump... I just ain't hitting.

Nobody can be all smiley all the time, but having a good positive attitude isn't something to shrug off.

Keep trying. Stay humble, Trust your instincts. Most importantly, act. When you come to a fork in the road, take it.

Why don't you pair'em up in threes?

I'm in no condition to drive...wait! I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm drunk!

Buy a stock, if it goes up, sell it, if it goes down, don't buy it.