I didn't say the things I said.
All pitchers are liars or crybabies.
I'm in no condition to drive...wait! I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm drunk!
I couldn't tell if the streaker was a man or a woman because it had a bag on it's head.
Responding to a question about remarks attributed to him that he did not think were his: "I really didn't say everything I said."
The ballparks have gotten too crowded. That's why nobody goes to see the game anymore.