Cut that pizza into six slices instead of eight, I ain't that hungry.

If you're going to cheat, it's better if you don't get caught.

Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical.

You can have everything you want as long as you don't want it badly enough.

I couldn't tell if the streaker was a man or a woman because it had a bag on it's head.

If you don't know where you're going, when you get there you'll be lost.

I don't mean to be funny.