I don't like seeing myself on television. I don't like it.
On being the guest of honor at an awards banquet: "Thank you for making this day necessary."
It ain't like football. You can't make up no trick plays.
I don't want to make the wrong mistake.
When I'm sittin' down to dinner with the family, stuff [another Yogiism] just pops out. And they'll say, 'Dad, you just said another one.' And I don't even know what the heck I said.
Never answer anonymous letters.