Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.
Anybody who can't hear the difference between a ball hitting wood and a ball hitting concrete must be blind.
Thanks, you don't look so hot yourself.
I don't mean to be funny.
Anyone who understands Jazz knows that you can't understand it. It's too complicated. That's what's so simple about it.
I love baseball, I really do. I always told my Dad, I'm not gonna make it working... I like to play ball too much. Which I did. I played hard. You gotta work at this game. You really do. And its fun doing it if you do it the right way.