Congratulstions on breaking my record. I always thought the record would stand until it was broken.
If the world was perfect, it wouldn't be.
Anybody who can't hear the difference between a ball hitting wood and a ball hitting concrete must be blind.
There are some people who, if they don't already know, you can't tell 'em.
Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.
It ain't the heat, it's the humility.