Laughter is the shock absorber that eases the blows of life.

Man was not made to travel faster than a baseball

It ain't like football. You can't make up no trick plays.

I'm a lucky guy and I'm happy to be with the Yankees. And I want to thank everyone for making this night necessary.

Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the streets.

Thanks, you don't look so hot yourself.

Even Napoleon had his Watergate.