If you get a guy that can play a couple positions, it helps you out a real lot.

The game is supposed to be fun. If you had a bad day, don't worry. You can't expect to get a hit every game.

I don't know, I'm not in shape yet.

Yogi ordered a pizza. The waitress asked How many pieces do you want your pie cut? Yogi responded, Four. I don't think I could eat eight.

I think Little League is wonderful. It keeps the kids out of the house.

How long have you known me, Jack? And you still don't know how to spell my name.

I usually take a two-hour nap from one to four.