Never answer anonymous letters.
How long have you known me, Jack? And you still don't know how to spell my name.
If I didn't wake up I'd still be sleeping
When the waitress asked if I wanted my pizza cut into four or eight slices, I said, 'Four. I don't think I can eat eight.'
Forecasting is very difficult, especially when it involves the future.
The future ain't what it used to be.