All pitchers are liars or crybabies.

I wish I had an answer to that because I'm tired of answering that question.

It gets late early out there.

If you don't know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.

Cut my pie into four pieces, I don’t think I could eat eight.

If there's one pitch you keep swinging at and keep missing, stop swinging at it.

Cut that pizza into six slices instead of eight, I ain't that hungry.