All pitchers are liars or crybabies.

You don't have to swing hard to hit a home run. If you got the timing, it'll go.

I couldn't tell if the streaker was a man or a woman because it had a bag on it's head.

You can't make anybody do anything, if they don't want to.

If you're going to cheat, it's better if you don't get caught.

I don't know, I'm not in shape yet.

You wouldn't have won if we'd beaten you.