Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical.
How come it rains every Hall of Fame weekend? They need to move it to a different weekend.
I don't blame the players today for the money. I blame the owners. They started it. They wanna give it to 'em? More power to 'em.
I was in the invasion of Normandy in southern France.
The future ain't what it used to be.
When the waitress asked if I wanted my pizza cut into four or eight slices, I said, 'Four. I don't think I can eat eight.'