If my father was alive to hear that, he'd turn over in his grave.

Thanks, you don't look so hot yourself.

He hits from both sides of the plate. He's amphibious.

If my father was alive to hear that, he'd turn over in his grave.

I was in the invasion of Normandy in southern France.

How come it rains every Hall of Fame weekend? They need to move it to a different weekend.

Buy a stock, if it goes up, sell it, if it goes down, don't buy it.