If people don't want to come to the ballpark, how are you going to stop them?

So I'm ugly. So what? I never saw anyone hit with his face.

The future is not what it used to be.

I don't blame the players today for the money. I blame the owners. They started it. They wanna give it to 'em? More power to 'em.

A nickel is not worth a penny more.

I don't know if it's good for baseball, but it sure beats the hell out of rooming with Phil Rizzuto!

We're lost, but we're making good time.