If people don't want to come to the ballpark, how are you going to stop them?

Ninety percent of putts that are short, don't go in.

Anyone who is popular is bound to be disliked.

I don't know, I'm not in shape yet.

I hate to see it go, I'll tell you that. I played here all my life. Eighteen years I played here and I'm sorry to see it go.

Surprise me! Yogi's reply when he was asked by his wife, Carmen, where he would like to be buried

You can't think and hit the ball at the same time.