It was hard to have a conversation with anyone, there were so many people talking.

Yogi ordered a pizza. The waitress asked How many pieces do you want your pie cut? Yogi responded, Four. I don't think I could eat eight.

Never answer anonymous letters.

I didn't say the things I said.

Texas has a lot of electrical votes.

Third ain't so bad if nothin' is hit to you.

I'd say he's done more than that.