If you're feeling good, don't worry. You'll get over it.

You can tell a lot just by looking at it.

Laughter is the shock absorber that eases the blows of life.

I'd find the fellow who lost it [million dollars], and, if he was poor, I'd return it.

I never said most of the things I said.

Cut my pie into four pieces, I don’t think I could eat eight.

In theory, practice should work like theory. In practice, it doesn't.