It is a disturbing conundrum that true free will cannot exist without the possibility of suicide. Then again, it ain't over 'til it's over!

Buy a stock, if it goes up, sell it, if it goes down, don't buy it.

How come it rains every Hall of Fame weekend? They need to move it to a different weekend.

Glen Cove. [Referring to Glenn Close on a movie review television show]

I guess I've got a smart wife.

Prediction is very hard, particularly when it's about the future.

Thanks, you don't look so hot yourself.