It is a disturbing conundrum that true free will cannot exist without the possibility of suicide. Then again, it ain't over 'til it's over!

Ninety percent of the game (baseball) is half mental.

Well, I used to look like this when I was young and now I still do.

The game was two hours, with the commercials. I wish they did that now.

Laughter is the shock absorber that eases the blows of life.

Ninety percent of all mental errors are in your head.

In baseball, you don't know nothing.