I couldn't tell if the streaker was a man or a woman because it had a bag on it's head.

On being the guest of honor at an awards banquet: "Thank you for making this day necessary."

I take a two hour nap between 1PM and 3PM.

A nickel is not worth a penny more.

Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical.

Forecasting is very difficult, especially when it involves the future.

Anyone who is popular is bound to be disliked.