I couldn't tell if the streaker was a man or a woman because it had a bag on it's head.

Third ain't so bad if nothin' is hit to you.

How can a you hit and think at the same time?

I can't concentrate when I'm thinking.

I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?

Congratulations. I knew the record would stand until it was broken.

The other teams could make trouble for us if they win.