I couldn't tell if the streaker was a man or a woman because it had a bag on it's head.

You can tell a lot just by looking at it.

Never answer an anonymous letter.

You can't make anybody do anything, if they don't want to.

Failure is just another opportunity to start over.

It ain't like football. You can't make up no trick plays.

I knew I was going to take the wrong train, so I left early.