Ninety percent of putts that are short, don't go in.

I didn't really say everything I said.

I've always felt real blessed, especially to live in this country. If you dream hard and work hard, anything can happen here-I'm perfect proof.

Congratulstions on breaking my record. I always thought the record would stand until it was broken.

I couldn't tell if the streaker was a man or a woman because it had a bag on it's head.

You don't need Little League. You don't even need nine kids. Four is plenty-a pitcher, a batter, and a couple of shaggers. You can play ball all day long. My kids used to try to get me out there, but I'd just say, "Go play with your brothers." If kids want to do something, they'll do it. They don't need adults to do it for them.

The game is supposed to be fun. If you had a bad day, don't worry. You can't expect to get a hit every game.