Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.
You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.
In baseball, you don't know nothing.
Nobody can be all smiley all the time, but having a good positive attitude isn't something to shrug off.
Somethings don't always work out the way you plan. The main thing is to keep trying, do better next time, and deal with disappointment if it comes.
I don't know if it's good for baseball, but it sure beats the hell out of rooming with Phil Rizzuto!