Swing at the strikes.

Surprise me! Yogi's reply when he was asked by his wife, Carmen, where he would like to be buried

Congratulstions on breaking my record. I always thought the record would stand until it was broken.

Texas has a lot of electrical votes. [During an election campaign, after George Bush stated that Texas was important to the election]

I can't concentrate when I'm thinking.

You can tell a lot just by looking at it.

When the waitress asked if I wanted my pizza cut into four or eight slices, I said, 'Four. I don't think I can eat eight.'