Why buy good luggage? You only use it when you travel.

If you're going to cheat, it's better if you don't get caught.

You don't need Little League. You don't even need nine kids. Four is plenty-a pitcher, a batter, and a couple of shaggers. You can play ball all day long. My kids used to try to get me out there, but I'd just say, "Go play with your brothers." If kids want to do something, they'll do it. They don't need adults to do it for them.

Yogi ordered a pizza. The waitress asked How many pieces do you want your pie cut? Yogi responded, Four. I don't think I could eat eight.

I didn't know much about golf growing up.

Texas has a lot of electrical votes. [During an election campaign, after George Bush stated that Texas was important to the election]

How can a you hit and think at the same time?