In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is.
On being the guest of honor at an awards banquet: "Thank you for making this day necessary."
Why buy good luggage? You only use it when you travel.
We're lost, but we're making good time.
Texas has a lot of electrical votes.
When I'm sittin' down to dinner with the family, stuff [another Yogiism] just pops out. And they'll say, 'Dad, you just said another one.' And I don't even know what the heck I said.